
“playing dead” is such a great phrase. i’m literally having fun ^_^ being a little silly :P
“your heart stopped” it’s called commitment to the bit <3
one of my fave posts honestly
I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them
I like saying “I’ll allow it” only in contexts where I have no power or authority
My college roommate and I are currently conducting a conversation that requires peer review.
Which of the following requirements for a casserole is most important?
baked in a dish
multiple distinct ingredients (not spices/water/oil/etc.)
final product is a mixture, not a solution
at least one (1) canned ingredient
final product takes the shape of the dish
good for potlucks
can be made in four (4) hours or less
beginner friendly
something else (in tags)
I don’t eat casseroles/see results
I miss when the big boat was stuck
maedhros in the midst of chasm (maedhros holding silmaril)
(do not repost or use my art)
Jumping into the fires of the earth with a Silmaril may kill you but the lighting effect is unbeatable.
at the request of @fierifreak, here is a chart i originally posted on twitter that inexplicably did numbers (credit to OP of the blank graph in the corner!)
White Boy STUNS Waiter By Ordering Bread In Perfect Phyrgian After Being Raised In Total Linguistic Isolation By A Cruel And Inhumane Pharaoh
this one is gonna go over huge. people on here have definitely read herodotus
biodiversity posting again
saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like “it’s like the biggest one i’ve ever seen..” humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion
the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout “BOOORRIINGGG!!!” when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
if I were an npc in skyrim I would never leave my house because there are giant spiders out there. My one line of radiant dialogue would be “I don’t leave the house, there’s giant spiders out there.”
I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
the emotional harm is that you would immediately out yourself in front of your coworkers as an SPN fan based on your reaction to Dean Winchester’s sadboy face